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Confessions Of A Flirt

Confessions Of A Flirt.

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

“This is The Department of Partially Deceased Affairs. You’re on our system as a primary care giver. Would you be interested in training to be a PDS Community Care Officer?”
minnylove-the-only:

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

a free cup of hot coffee to splash it on their face xDI like that idea

vegay:

i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady

(Source: plnts, via theaadventureye)

paulsrockinpagoda:

noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo
snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties
fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 
cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:

samdesantis:

omgbuglen:

I’m sure this seemed like a better idea on paper

I just watched this so many times and I can’t stop laughing

"boing" "plop"